Total Medals Earned: 108 (From 39 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,655 Points
Medals Earned: 3/52 (20/330 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/90 points)
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He watches...
"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
You don't have one.
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
Uh oh!
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/190 points)
Complete level 1.
Complete level 2.
Complete level 3.
Complete level 4.
Complete level 5.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/200 points)
Talk to the cat
Win a game
Lose the game
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/70 points)
Admire the collage for 5 minutes.
Find the one closest to Jeff's heart.
Listen to Tom's song.
Find the software that started it all.
Put the collage back together.
Medals Earned: 11/20 (145/500 points)
Clear your first line of blocks
Buy one eye
Buy one jump level
Pull your first piece
Buy one tongue level
Learn a new recepie
Destroy 50 blocks with your tongue
Clear 2 lines with a single piece
Clear 10 lines of blocks
Buy 5 levels of tongue
Buy 5 levels of jump
Buy 5 eyes
Clear 50 lines of blocks
Clear 120 lines of blocks
Medals Earned: 4/20 (25/445 points)
Survived 10 rounds of hideNseek
Got a goal in 20 or fewer moves!
Survived 25 round of hideNseek!
Get a goal in the soccer minigame
Got a goal in 10 or fewer strikes!
You unlocked the final skin! Congrats :D
Scored 5 Goals in Soccer
Score 20 goals in Soccer
Nice! You got a goal in 5 or fewer strikes!
You've unlocked every hat :)
Be the last man standing in the battle royale minigame!
Won a game of pool
Wow, you got a goal in 1 kick!
Survived 50 rounds of hideNseek!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/115 points)
Start the game
Clean all debris and return to base.
Complete the game without scanning once.
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/110 points)
Played the game for the first time
Complete a level with both balls
Beat the level with both testicles detached
Complete Level 0
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Complete Level 13
Complete Level 14
Complete Level 15